diary of a kmnist

coming this november 30

peasants day mobilization oct 21, 2005
(arkibong bayan)

Sabi ng mga banyaga sa panahon ni MarcosŠ 65 million cowards and one
sonofabitch! Ngayon ang sabi nila, 85 million cowards & idiots,
against one BITCH!

GMA met Bush at the UN.
Bush: Our Filipino chef at the White House is truly great!
GMA: Yup! Magaling talaga kami sa "LUTUAN."

BF: Mam, pag na-install na ang mga BIKE LANES along EDSA, JOSE PIDAL
ang itawag natin. PGMA: Masyadong halata naman. Maganda kung BIKE
ARROYO!

HARD TIMES! A sign in a restaurant window:
**T-BONE P50
**(with meat P250)

ERAP accidentally bumps AMERICAN. E: Im sorry. Am: Im sorry 2. E:
(puzzled, replies) Im sorry 3. Am: What r u sorry 4? E: (thinks
awhile) Im sorry 5.

ENGLISH TEACHER 2 ERAP: The prefix 'bi' is used to describe things
that come in twos like - bicycle, bifocal & binary. Can u give an
example? ERAP: Ma'm, bayag!

Wat s d difrens betwn Cory, Gloria, and Erap?
ANS: Cory cannot tell a lie; Gloria cannot tell d truth; Erap dannot
tell d difrence.

GMA kidnapped by terrorist demanding 5 million ransom or will set her
on fire. Any donations appreciated. So far, 200 liters of gasoline
received.


Received in October 2005

GMA saved frm near death askd man wat reward he wnts.
M: Wheelchair po!
GMA: Bkt wheelchair dk nmn lumpo?
M: Kc pg nlaman ni itay na cnagip kta, lulumpuhin nya ako!

Mga chuchu kay GMA either daga (Rodente Marcoleta) o kaya gulay
(Pichay) o sakit (Rigoberto Tigdas & Ignacio Buni). Advisors naman
may sayad (siRaulO Gonzalez).

Her epitaph in cemetery 50 years later: HERE LIES GMA. SHE LIES STILL.

Updated ka na ba? 3 additions to 10 comandmnts. 11th huwag pahuhuli.
12th pag nahuli, wag aaminin. 13th pag nabuking, WAG MAGRERESIGN!

What a difference a comma can make is illustrated in d telegram sent
by GMA to Mike.. "Not getting any, better come home at once."

Republika ng Peke
Peke nga produkto
Peke mga basketbolista
Peke mga gamot
Peke mga dokumento
Peke mga suso
at syempre
PEKE ANG PRESIDENTE :-m

PAGYAKAP SA LUPA, isang gabi ng tula


Inihahandog ng Kilometer 64 sa pakikipagtulungan ng Artists for the Removal of Gloria (ARREST)

"Pagyakap sa Lupa" isang gabi ng tula

Ika-18 ng Oktubre, 7-10 pm, purple haze bar, marikina city

kasama ang tambisan, mga makata mula sa Akdang_Bayan, tata raul funilas, gelacio guillermo, at iba pang makata't artista

CPR
-medel

sige!
busalan mo
ang mga bibig
ng tunay na kalayaan.
buwagin mo
ang mga katawan
na puno
ng latay ng iyong kasinungalingan
at patayin mo
ang sinimulan nila Bonifacio.
dahil
kung hindi mo sila uunahan
ay bubusalan nila
ang iyong bibig
nang di ka na makahinga.
bubuwagin nila
ang mga katawang pumuprotekta
sa kasinungalingan mo
at papatayin nila
ang mga lahi
ng umahas kay Bonifacio.

sige,
unahan mo na sila.
dahil lalo mo lamang
pinaiikli ang oras mo.

Batas ng mga Kriminal ang Nilalabag Natin
by Alexander Martin Remollino Saturday, Oct. 08, 2005 at 8:34 AM

Panahon itong inalis sa atin ang karapatang kumilos
nang ayon sa ating mga karapatan.
Ang patakaran ng panahong ito
ay nag-uutos na tayo'y tumulad sa mga tupa,
at ang lumabag
ay hinahagkan ng mga batuta
at kinakanlong ng mga sasakyan ng pulisya
at doo'y pinatitikim ng dagdag na romansa ng mga kamao
bago lunukin ng mga selda sa presinto.

Ganito ang kaloob sa atin
ng pamahalaan,
ng pamahalaang ang nilalamon
ay ang pinapagsama-samang isusubo na lang natin
na gatingang ulam at ilang mumong kanin
na hindi natin isinubo
upang may maipalaman sana sa kani-kanilang sikmura
ang mga nakababatang kapatid.

Ang mga hinihingi natin ay atin.
Wala tayong nilabag na batas
liban sa mga patakaran nilang iilang kriminal.
Atin ang karapatang suwayin
ang kautusang tayo'y maging mga tupa
sapagkat tayo'y mga tao,
hindi tulad nila
hindi tulad nila.

Ang ating pananggalang sa kanilang batas ng dahas
ay nasa pagiging apoy sa dayami
na habang hinihipa'y lalong lumalawak.
At kung magpasya silang hindi na itigil kailanman
ang pagbobomba ng tubig sa apoy ng pagtutol sa lansangan,
pakatandaan natin
na hindi lang mga lansangan ang lunsaran ng ating pagkapoot.

We, artists, support the “Walk for Democracy” held today by civil libertarians and other human rights defenders.

Lawyer Vicky Avena, former commissioner of the Presidential Commission on Good Government (PCGG), was right on the mark when she said that President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is building a “de facto dictatorship.” It is the height of bitter irony that just days after the country commemorated the 33rd anniversary of the declaration of martial law, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo would come up with two consecutive declarations undermining the civil liberties in the advancement and defense of which so many of our best and brightest compatriots gave their lives.

The first is the enforcement of the so-called “calibrated preemptive response” policy, which entails a strict implementation of the no permit, no rally policy provided for by Batas Pambansa Blg. 880 – a measure enacted during the days of dictatorship.

The second is Executive Order No. 464, preventing public officers from testifying in congressional investigations in aid of legislation without the President’s permission. This measure effectively bars the few principled or conscienticized among our public officers from divulging information on government activities that may be detrimental to the national interest.

To top off all of these, Arroyo is pushing for an anti-terrorism bill which, by the broadness of its definition of “terrorism,” could be construed to include even legal protest actions in its list of “terroristic activities” and makes people legally liable for simply being neighbors to suspected “terrorists.”

All this is happening in an atmosphere of unceasing political killings. The past month alone saw the killings of four activists. More than 400 persons critical of the policies of the Arroyo administration have been killed since 2001: the list includes priests, lawyers, journalists and even local government officials aside from grassroots activist leaders.

This creeping curtailment of civil liberties by a President who won in the last election by fraudulent means and has long been under fire for her imposition of anti-national and anti-people policies, corruption, and human rights violations has grave implications for artists. In an atmosphere of increasing suppression of civil liberties, a clampdown on the freedom of expression as practiced by artists cannot be far behind.

We support this activity, and commit contributions to other forthcoming efforts, for the defense of democratic rights – in the tradition of our fellow artists Amado V. Hernandez and Lino Brocka.

Artists for the Removal of Gloria (ARREST Gloria)
October 4, 2005