diary of a kmnist

DIKLAP
Plaza Rizal, Pasig City
tapat ng Simbahan ng Pasig

isang hapon ng mga tula at iba pang pagtatanghal
hatid ng km64
at ng mga artista't manunulat sa Lungsod ng Pasig

Disyembre 11, 2005
alas kwatro

Recto Hall, College of Arts and Letters

Unibersidad ng Pilipinas, Diliman

Biyernes, ika - 18 ng Nobyembre, 2:00 ng hapon

Mga Tagapagsalita:

Gelacio Guillermo

Prof. Emmanuel Dumlao

Lourd de Veyra

Allan Popa

Alex Remollino

Marjane Alejo

Mga magtatanghal:

Bobby Balingit

Kilometer 64

Tambisan sa Sining

Please come as you are. Everyone is invited.

Please repost in your own bulletins. Thanks friends.

km64 calendar

nov 12
bulong 7
roundeyeglass adriatico, 7pm

nov 15
extra sa set ng the wuds
conspiracy bar, 9pm?

nov 18
ASINTADO poetry forum
UP CAL, recto hall, 2-5pm

bawal isilang dito
gapos' ep launch
purplehaze bar, marikina 8pm

nov 20-22
Neo-Angono 2005
Angono, Rizal 3 slam-bang-whole day event

nov 27
DIKLAP
Pasig park, details to follow

nov 30
ARREST GLORIA multi media event
UPLB, Los Banos Laguna

coming this november 30

peasants day mobilization oct 21, 2005
(arkibong bayan)

Sabi ng mga banyaga sa panahon ni MarcosŠ 65 million cowards and one
sonofabitch! Ngayon ang sabi nila, 85 million cowards & idiots,
against one BITCH!

GMA met Bush at the UN.
Bush: Our Filipino chef at the White House is truly great!
GMA: Yup! Magaling talaga kami sa "LUTUAN."

BF: Mam, pag na-install na ang mga BIKE LANES along EDSA, JOSE PIDAL
ang itawag natin. PGMA: Masyadong halata naman. Maganda kung BIKE
ARROYO!

HARD TIMES! A sign in a restaurant window:
**T-BONE P50
**(with meat P250)

ERAP accidentally bumps AMERICAN. E: Im sorry. Am: Im sorry 2. E:
(puzzled, replies) Im sorry 3. Am: What r u sorry 4? E: (thinks
awhile) Im sorry 5.

ENGLISH TEACHER 2 ERAP: The prefix 'bi' is used to describe things
that come in twos like - bicycle, bifocal & binary. Can u give an
example? ERAP: Ma'm, bayag!

Wat s d difrens betwn Cory, Gloria, and Erap?
ANS: Cory cannot tell a lie; Gloria cannot tell d truth; Erap dannot
tell d difrence.

GMA kidnapped by terrorist demanding 5 million ransom or will set her
on fire. Any donations appreciated. So far, 200 liters of gasoline
received.


Received in October 2005

GMA saved frm near death askd man wat reward he wnts.
M: Wheelchair po!
GMA: Bkt wheelchair dk nmn lumpo?
M: Kc pg nlaman ni itay na cnagip kta, lulumpuhin nya ako!

Mga chuchu kay GMA either daga (Rodente Marcoleta) o kaya gulay
(Pichay) o sakit (Rigoberto Tigdas & Ignacio Buni). Advisors naman
may sayad (siRaulO Gonzalez).

Her epitaph in cemetery 50 years later: HERE LIES GMA. SHE LIES STILL.

Updated ka na ba? 3 additions to 10 comandmnts. 11th huwag pahuhuli.
12th pag nahuli, wag aaminin. 13th pag nabuking, WAG MAGRERESIGN!

What a difference a comma can make is illustrated in d telegram sent
by GMA to Mike.. "Not getting any, better come home at once."

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